I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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