Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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