if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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