I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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