WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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