i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Randomize
