Whod you bang
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Randomize
