I'm drive I can fine osifer
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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