So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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