You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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