Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
