I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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