Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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