Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
