she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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its like you know when i get waxed
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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