Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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