I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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