I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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