i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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