It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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