She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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