just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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