You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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