If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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