If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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