are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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