I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Randomize
