bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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