but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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