Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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