hell yes lets make some ravioli
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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