butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He did a backflip because drugs
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