Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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