You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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