Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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