No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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