I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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