And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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