oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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