So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
