THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You can't motorboat a personality
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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