You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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