Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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