Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
