I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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