they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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