I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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