just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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