She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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