The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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