can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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