Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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