This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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