HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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