Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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