question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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