Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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