They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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