Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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