I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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