are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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